Season 1
Episodes
1. The Old Man and the She
1967-09-06
Paula forces Dick into helping an old Greek gentleman from being deported.
2. The Second Time Around
1967-09-13
The Hollisters plan a second wedding with all the fuss and formality they didn't have at the first one.
3. How to Fail in Business
1967-09-20
Dick and Paula buy their apartment building but regret it when the tenants complain constantly.
4. Phantom of 84th Street
1967-09-27
Oscar's $65,000 Picasso is stolen from Dick and Paula's apartment.
5. One of Our Firemen is Missing
1967-10-04
Harry is fined for helping Dick and Paula when he should have been on duty.
6. Before You Bury Me, Can I Say Something?
1967-10-11
When Dick writes his will, Paula thinks he's dying.
7. Dick's Van Dyke
1967-10-18
Dick plans to spend his vacation time painting, but he is constantly being interrupted.
8. The Background Man
1967-10-25
Dick hires a girl to help him draw the comic strip. Unfortunately, all she can do is spill paint all over him.
9. Vote Yes or No
1967-11-01
Paula pickets Dick's office because he is against a pay raise for firemen and she is for it.
10. He & She vs. Him
1967-11-08
Dick has run out of ideas for the comic strip and is about to be sued for plagiarism.
11. The Coming-Out Party
1967-11-15
Paula throws a party so she can match her friend up with a doctor. However, the doctor has plans to take out Dick's tonsils.
12. Deep in the Heart of Taxes
1967-11-22
Dick is about to be audited by the IRS and Paula hasn't told him about all the money she won on the horses.
13. Don't Call Us
1967-11-29
The Hollisters are having a problem getting an invitation to a party because they have just gotten an unlisted phone number.
14. North Goes West
1967-12-13
Oscar insists that Dick and Paula move out to California with him and the "Jetman" series. So they pick up and prepare to move out.
15. Easy Way Out
1967-12-20
When the police raid Paula's poker party, Oscar manages to make a Jetman-like getaway.
16. Poster Boy
1967-12-27
A wanted poster of the neighborhood robber looks just like Andrew, the building handyman.
17. 45 Midgets from Broadway
1968-01-03
The "Jetman" show is made into a musical comedy.
18. A Rock by Any Other Name
1968-01-10
The Hollisters exchange birthday gifts: She gets a fur coat and he gets a rock, which he proceeds to lose.
19. Goodman, Spare That Tree
1968-01-24
Paula helps her cousin smuggle an Italian olive tree past customs. The big problem now is keeping the tree alive.
20. The White Collar Worker
1968-01-31
The Hollisters prepare to confront the driver who hit Paula's car.
21. Along Came Kim
1968-02-07
The Hollisters' Korean foster son mistakes Harry for his foster father.
22. What Do You Get for the Man Who Has Nothing?
1968-02-14
The Hollisters try to keep Harry out of his apartment for three days so they can redecorate it for a surprise birthday party.
23. Dog's Best Friend
1968-02-21
Dick and Paula watch as their close friends Bart and Myra split up.
24. It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How You Watch the Game
1968-02-28
Dick has to get 30 tickets to a football game in two days. He had promised his classmates they would hold their reunion at the game but he forgot to reserve the seats.
25. Knock, Knock, Who's There? Fernando, Fernando Who?
1968-03-06
Harry jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds Fernando Lamas massaging Paula's leg while Dick is out of town.
26. What's in the Kitty?
1968-03-13
The Hollisters' dinner party for Dick's boss is marred by a mouse, a sick cat and a poison scare.