
Season 3
Episodes

1. Comedians
1993-09-06
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.

2. Carwash
1993-09-06
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.

3. Couch-Fishing
1993-09-07
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

4. Incognito
1993-09-08
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

5. Kidnapped
1993-09-08
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.

6. Naked Colony
1993-09-13
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

7. Tornado
1993-09-14
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.

8. Cleaning House
1993-09-20
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

9. Scratch 'N' Win
1993-09-21
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

10. Scared Straight
1993-09-27
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

11. Eating Contest
1993-09-30
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

12. Sporting Goods
1993-10-04
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.

13. Sperm Bank
1993-10-07
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

14. Buff 'N' Stuff
1993-10-14
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.

15. Citizen Butt-head
1993-10-18
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

16. Politically Correct
1993-10-21
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

17. Ball Breakers
1993-10-25
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

18. Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
1993-10-28
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

19. True Crime
1993-11-01
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

20. The Trial
1993-11-04
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.

21. The Crush
1993-11-08
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

22. Plate Frisbee
1993-11-11
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

23. Canoe
1993-11-15
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

24. Young, Gifted & Crude
1993-11-25
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

25. Foreign Exchange
1993-12-09
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

26. A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
1993-12-17
Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

27. Closing Time
1993-12-23
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.

28. Most Wanted
1994-03-05
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.