Season 3
Episodes
1. Episode 1
2005-01-04
The Paedofinder-General crashes a school disco; Omar, Abdul and Shafiq threaten their local council; and Brad Pitt stars as Ivan Dobsky in a Hollywood biopic.
2. Episode 2
2005-01-11
Omar, Abdul and Shafiq plan a celebrity assassination; the Paedofinder-General gatecrashes a school nativity play; and Ivan Dobsky is released for Christmas – with fatal consequences.
3. Episode 3
2005-01-18
Bono and Nelson Mandela campaign for Ivan Dobsky's release; celebrity mum Fran Chappell cuts a single; and a top international terrorist arrives in West Bromwich to train Omar, Abdul and Shafiq.
4. Episode 4
2005-01-25
The Paedofinder-General goes to the seaside; MI5 begin a surveillance operation in West Bromwich; and celebrity mum Fran Chappell has a nasty shock.
5. Episode 5
2005-02-01
Abdul and Shafiq go to Iraq; the Yuppies move to the country; and the Paedofinder-General gets a job processing family photos in Snippy-Snaps.
6. Episode 6
2005-02-08
The Paedofinder-General officiates at a wedding; the police raid the Khans' house; and Noodles the rabbit gets his revenge.