
Season 4
Episodes

1. Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
1999-09-26
Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.

2. Cotton's Plot
1999-10-03
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.

3. Bills Are Made to Be Broken
1999-10-24
Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.

4. Little Horrors of Shop
1999-10-31
Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

5. Aisle 8A
1999-11-07
Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

6. A Beer Can Named Desire
1999-11-14
Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

7. Happy Hank's Giving
1999-11-21
Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.

8. Not in My Back-hoe
1999-11-28
Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

9. To Kill a Ladybird
1999-12-12
Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

10. Hillennium
1999-12-19
A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

11. Old Glory
2000-01-09
Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

12. Rodeo Days
2000-01-16
Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.

13. Hanky Panky
2000-02-06
Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.

14. High Anxiety
2000-02-13
Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

15. Naked Ambition
2000-02-20
Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.

16. Movin' On Up
2000-02-27
Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

17. Bill of Sales
2000-03-12
Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.

18. Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
2000-03-19
Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

19. Hank's Bad Hair Day
2000-04-09
After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

20. Meet the Propaniacs
2000-04-16
Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.

21. Nancy Boys
2000-04-30
After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.

22. Flush with Power
2000-05-07
Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

23. Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
2000-05-14
Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.

24. Peggy's Fan Fair
2000-05-21
At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.