Season 7

Season 7

2002-11-03
23 Episodes

Episodes

Get Your Freak Off

1. Get Your Freak Off

2002-11-03

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Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

The Fat and the Furious

2. The Fat and the Furious

2002-11-10

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A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

2002-11-17

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Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

Goodbye Normal Jeans

4. Goodbye Normal Jeans

2002-11-24

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Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

Dances with Dogs

5. Dances with Dogs

2002-12-01

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A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

The Son Also Roses

6. The Son Also Roses

2002-12-08

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Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

2002-12-15

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Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

Full Metal Dust Jacket

8. Full Metal Dust Jacket

2003-01-05

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Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

Pigmalion

9. Pigmalion

2003-01-12

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A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Megalo Dale

10. Megalo Dale

2003-01-12

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Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Boxing Luanne

11. Boxing Luanne

2003-02-02

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Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

Vision Quest

12. Vision Quest

2003-02-09

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Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Queasy Rider

13. Queasy Rider

2003-02-16

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Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

Board Games

14. Board Games

2003-03-02

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Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy

2003-03-09

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To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

2003-03-16

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Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

The Good Buck

17. The Good Buck

2003-03-30

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Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

2003-04-13

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Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

Be True to Your Fool

19. Be True to Your Fool

2003-04-27

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After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

Racist Dawg

20. Racist Dawg

2003-05-04

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A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Night and Deity

21. Night and Deity

2003-05-11

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A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Maid in Arlen

22. Maid in Arlen

2003-05-18

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To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

The Witches of East Arlen

23. The Witches of East Arlen

2003-05-18

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Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.