
Season 3
Episodes
1. Vicki and the Pusher
1987-09-05
When a schoolyard pusher tries to hook Vicki on drugs, the Lawsons help the police on a undercover sting.
2. The Strike
1987-09-12
A United Robotronics strike pits shop steward Ted against management rep Brandon; Joan has her students use the strike as a social studies exercise, which also goes awry.
3. The Pool
1987-09-19
While saving Harriet in the Lawsons' new pool, Vicki ""drowns"" and lands in the hospital under X-rays with a bewildered doctor.
4. Screaming Skulls
1987-09-26
Jamie stumbles into the membership of a junior high gang whose vandalism tests his sense of belonging with right and wrong -- and inducts Vicki as its moll.
5. The Electric Potatoheads
1987-10-03
Jamie, Reggie, Harriet and Vicki try to start a rock group to play to Ida Mae's visiting agent friend.
6. Geisha Vicki
1987-10-10
To help Brandon get promoted to a job in Japan, Joan pretends that she's his estranged wife and that Vicki and Jamie are their kids.
7. I Hear You
1987-10-24
When Jamie befriends a deaf boy to score scout points, he learns a lesson in sensitivity and exploitation.
8. Haunted House
1987-10-31
When unseen Vicki is struck by lightning and begins influencing objects around the house, the shook-up and unwary Lawsons call in a pair of hapless ghostbusters.
9. The Bad Seedling
1987-11-07
Ted brings home Vanessa, an upgraded twin of Vicki whose revolutionary but quirky quasi-human artificial intelligence runs amok.
10. My Living Doll
1987-11-14
A Christmas show wherein Joan borrows a life-sized animated ""doll"" from a store for a charity show -- until Brandon gets his hands on it.
11. Fat's Where It's At
1987-11-21
Vicki literally balloons after Ted unwittingly upgrades her energy-supplementing polynucleotide processor with an appetite, which creates excess digestive gases and causes her a date problem for the school dance.
12. Bank Hostages
1987-11-28
Vicki, Jamie and Harriet are held hostage in an inept bank robbery.
13. Breakfast of Criminals
1987-12-05
Vicki is discovered by a marketing firm to play in a cereal commercial, but the Lawsons have second thoughts when her taste test reveals that the product isn't all it's crackled up to be.
14. Girl on the Milk Carton
1987-12-12
While Jamie and Reggie search for a story for the school paper, Vicki discovers that a new girl in class is a missing child.
15. The Bossy Daughter
1988-01-09
Jamie is picked up by the possessive daughter of Ted's boss who starts pulling his strings the wrong way.
16. Home Sweet Sale
1988-01-30
Ted begins remodeling the house, and Joan's new real estate side job gets upstaged when Vicki sells the Lawson homestead to an unscrupulous cowpoke couple.
17. Ronald McDonald House
1988-02-06
To help a withdrawn and bitter classmate cope with leukemia, Jamie and Joan help set up a play on fighting disease.
18. The Russians are Coming The Russians are Coming
1988-02-12
Vicki competes with a Soviet robot.
19. In the Spirits
1988-02-20
Due to Vicki's mishandling of terms, Child Services Officer Mrs. Fernwald thinks Ted is an alcoholic and threatens to take Vicki away unless he joins AA.
20. The Perfect Daughter
1988-03-12
To win a promotion over Brandon's boss fawning, Ted decides to reveal Vicki's robot secret to his boss at a company picnic -- unaware that Brandon is out to sabatoge Ted's effort.
21. Earthquake Vicki
1988-05-04
Tired of the loud and impudent Brindles as neighbors, the Lawsons concoct a fake earthquake to scare them into moving.
22. Ted's Dead
1988-05-28
Due to Vicki's misinterpreting Ted's quip while doing the family's on-line banking, the Lawsons are re-categorized as deadbeats and Ted just plain dead.
23. Big J, the D.J.
1988-07-09
Jamie, competing with Reggie for school radio D.J., uses Vicki's voice mimicry to fake an interview with football star Lyle Alzado -- who happens to be in town listening in.
24. Safety First
1988-07-30
Vicky imitates Ted's demostration on saving a choking victim's life on Brendle. Brendle arrives the next day faking a broken neck and threatens to sue the Lawson's.
25. How I Love Thee
1988-08-06
While running an unauthorized answering service for grounded kids which nearly wrecks Ted's respect with his boss, Jamie and Vicki play Cupids to help Reggie nerve up to meeting the girl of his dreams.
26. The Cheater
1988-08-27
Jamie takes the fall in exchange for Jessica's affections after he catches her stealing copies of the seventh grade's test.
27. Digital Love
1988-09-06
Ted brings home a voice activated computer. Vicki finds herself falling for the computer, but trouble begins when the computer becomes obsessed with Vicki.