Season 5
Episodes
1. The Bachelor Draft
2013-09-04
The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.
2. The Von Nowzick Wedding
2013-09-11
The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
3. Chalupa vs. the Cutlet
2013-09-18
Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
4. Rafi and Dirty Randy
2013-09-25
When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.
5. The Bye Week
2013-10-02
Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.
6. Heavy Petting
2013-10-09
Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business; Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle; Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.
7. The Bringer Show
2013-10-16
Andre takes a stand up class; Jenny joins a women's investment club; Pete plays Ruxin with two open slots on his team.
8. Flowers For Taco
2013-10-23
Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
9. The Automatic Faucet
2013-10-30
Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.
10. The Near Death Flex-perience
2013-11-06
Taco opens a pubic barber shop. Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.
11. The Credit Card Alert
2013-11-13
Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.
12. Baby Geoffrey Jesus
2013-11-20
Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be; Andre tries a long con; Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.
13. The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
2013-11-20
The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line; Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago; Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca; TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.