Season 3
Episodes
1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
2011-09-01
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
2011-09-12
Go ahead. Try this at home.
3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
2011-09-21
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
2011-09-27
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
5. We Are the 1%
2011-10-24
Minorities have it rough in this country.
6. Transformers in 1-D
2011-12-15
Also playing in zero-D.
7. In the Unlikely Event…
2011-11-10
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song
2011-04-05
You meme the world to me.
9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas
2011-12-19
The beard makes the man.
10. Honest Holiday Card Song
2011-12-21
Sing a song of sadness.
11. The Meatball Sub 4S
2011-10-17
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
12. The Student Film Awards
2012-02-22
The only real losers are the audience.
13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
2012-02-20
Can Twilight save America?
14. The Clown Vote
2012-03-05
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15. My So-Called Homeland
2012-03-14
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16. The Hunger Games Game
2012-03-20
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
17. Skyrim Hoarders
2012-03-28
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
2012-04-01
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19. Big Dick Birth Defect
2012-04-02
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20. In Your Head Yoga
2011-10-31
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
2012-04-04
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
22. Sex Talk
2011-12-01
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
23. Fantasy Football
2012-04-05
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
24. Starbucks CEO Revenge
2011-12-20
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
25. Wild American Eagle Models
2012-04-11
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
26. Grad School Scam
2012-01-24
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun
2011-09-20
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
28. Facebook IPO Day
2012-02-09
More money, more privacy problems.
29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
2012-03-01
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
Unknown air date
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
Unknown air date
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!