Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure

It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.

Cast

Martyn Luke

Malcom Please and Mike Sadface

Stuart Walker

Gareth Danger

Louise Gale

Julie Perplexed

Lee Charlish

Norman Cottager