The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick