Screwballs

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Cast

Peter Keleghan

Rick McKay

Kent Deuters

Brent Van Dusen III

Linda Speciale

Purity Busch

Alan Deveau

Howie Bates

Linda Shayne

Bootsie Goodhead