Brain Smasher... A Love Story

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Cast

Andrew Dice Clay

Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Cammy Crain

Brion James

Brown